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Indiana Jones 4 - Sure or not, Mr. Ford?

The fourth installment of the Indiana Jones movies is currently filming, directed by Steven Spielberg and produced by George Lucas, and today there is a first look of the now 65-year-old Harrison Ford as Indy. IndianaJones.com says:

For the first time since 1989, Harrison Ford dons the familiar costume on
Thursday, June 21, 2007, as the upcoming Indiana Jones adventure begins
production under the direction of Steven Spielberg. The new Indiana Jones movie
is set in the 1950s and stars Shia LaBeouf, Cate Blanchett, John Hurt, Ray
Winstone and Jim Broadbent. The Lucasfilm Ltd. production will be released by
Paramount Pictures worldwide on May 22, 2008.

At least he doesn't look 65, but he sure as hell doesn't look like he could bull-whip my ass either. There seems to be a trend of sorts. All these old action heroes, going back and re-doing these films that made them famous. Reliving their youth? Maybe. First it was Stallone, with Rocky 6, then Bruce with Die Hard 4, also lets not forget, coming soon, Rambo 4.. yup Rambo 4. And now Indy 4. This film without a doubt has the be made, but think they have left it a decade too late. Thank god Connery isn't in it or else it be like too old fellas dragging their saggy scrotum's across a cave floor looking for some lost idol-thingy or something. I do however, hope that it will be action packed and worthy of a place in my DVD collection.

Thinking more about it, I think my problem is not so much that Harrison is 65, but more of the fact that he is with Calista 'Ally McBeal' Boney-Ass Flockheart. Damn, she gives me the shits. I hated her as Ally McBeal and I hate her as a celebrity. I really like to drown her in a pool of her own puke. Hey! That gives me idea for a post, BiskutNaga's Top ten women that truly sucks.... hmmm... I'll get on it.

Comments

Adam said…
They really just making Indi 4 cause they like Shia Beoulf so much in Transformers...i hear he is pretty good..

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