Monday, April 24, 2006

I think its time to Racial Profile Americans

Yes thats right, I said it, Racial Profile. To many times, since 9/11, have we heard stories of discrimination and racial profiling that occur in International Airports of the United States. Visitors to this once great holiday destination, are subject to blatant descrimination just because they look a certain way. Certain way meaning they look vaguely of Arab lineage. And god forbid they be a Muslim with 'Bin' in their name (Bin means 'son of' for you dumb asses out there) or an Indian wearing a turban or even have a beard, thats like asking to be harassed. These innocent holiday goers, hoping to hug Mickey Mouse at Disneyland, find themselves being stripped searched, made to wait in a waiting rooms for hours, made to fill out immigration forms as thick as The Bible, made to explain why they come to America. And in some cases sent back home just because they didn't like their face.

I'm not saying that I condone the Terrorist attack on the World Trade Center. And i can see the need for tighter security. I'm just saying lets have some fairness around here. If the United States does this to all its visitors, then i say we should do the same for all Americans visiting other nations. I'm saying, lets do away with giving American citizens special treatment when come to our country. Let not give the phrase 'I'm an American citizen' any value. You come to our country, you are subject to our rules and we shall do what we wish (sound familiar uncle sam?) . You are the ones that want to have our Tom-yam soup. You are the ones that want to buy our fake designer watches and pirated DVDs. Nobody asked you to come here with your arrogance and self rightousness. The American dream is just that, a dream, go live it in your own country. Go be world champions when the finals are with Chicago Bulls Vs LA Lakers. World champion my ass.

Hey why all of a sudden you want a piece of the China pie? hmm? Not the big boys on the block anymore? Cant call the shots anymore? Is America scared? I think so. Big bullies normally are. Dont get me wrong, not everything in America is shit. You still got American Idol.

Tuesday, April 11, 2006

How to eat curry when you are not even hungry.

Last week, my buddy Beef from my Uni days, owner of The Shoddy Blog, paid me a visit. For the duration he was here, we ate like hungry whores at sunset. I took him to experience the whole spectrum of Malaysian cuisine. Now I must give credit where credit is due, this fool can eat. I'm not talking a bowl of soup here, I'm talking about copious amounts of food. Normally, foreigners who visit this region fear the hot spices of the far east. But not this 'Culinary King', whatever I put in front of him, he ate. The spicier the food the better, the stranger the food the better. Century eggs anyone? Below is Beef cleaning up a plate of delicious chicken curry... His identity has been hidden to maintain his anonymity on the net, at his request I think...



I'm sure Beef's got something to say about his trip to Malaysia on his blog.. if not.. what a bastard! This post has been brought to you by Tiger Beer and Fatty Crab Restaurant.

Monday, April 03, 2006

Are You an 80s child?

I just had to share this with you... enjoy
You know you're a child of the '80s if...
  • You know who shot J.R
  • You remember Don Johnson when he was "cool"
  • You remember when Michael Jackson was actually considered something of a sex symbol
  • You practice getting in and out of your car through the windows
  • You owned at least one skinny leather tie.
  • Your first Walkman weighed 10 pounds and was the size of a brick.
  • You wore L.A. Gear tennis shoes.
  • You know the meaning of Wax on/Wax Off
  • You're always "in the mood for dancing"
  • If you can "See Better" with sunglasses that have paint splattered all over the lenses.
  • You can feel St. Elmo's fire burnin' in you.
  • You need a shopping cart to carry your personal stereo with you.
  • You remember what Michael Jackson looked like before the surgery.
  • You go rollerskating every Friday night (not to skate, but to 'hang out')
  • You still want to take Karate...(after you move to California)
  • You watch NYPD Blue thinking, "Well, they're no Crockett and Tubbs, that's for sure".
  • "Outrageous!" is the term to describe something neat and cool
  • You think that Garbage Pail Kids are your children's worst enemy
  • You had a poster of Bo, Luke & Daisy Duke
  • There was nothing to question about Bert n' Ernie living together
  • The phrase "Where's the beef?" still doubles you over with laughter.
  • You went out and purchased the sound track for 'Miami Vice'
  • You remember the magazines of song lyrics
  • If you think Hulk Hogan is the best wrestler of all time.
  • If the best non-slasher movie in your opinion is An American Werewolf In London.
  • Two words: The Clapper.
  • Six words: "This is your brain on drugs."
  • You want to live in 'the Valley'.
  • Ferris Bueller was your idol.
  • You watched 'Star Search' on a regular basis.
  • Every now and then, you blurt out: "Ooh noo, Mr. Bill!!!"
  • If you had an entire wardrobe of Esprit clothing (or coveted one.)
  • If you know the words to the "Oscar Mayer" theme songs
  • Your bangs are teased perfectly to 7 inches above the rest of your hair.
  • Have multi-colored earrings that touch your shoulders
  • Played Upwords, Boggle or Trivial Pursuit (the original) on a rainy afternoon
  • You wore lace gloves with the fingers cut off, bangle bracelets up to your elbows, bright red Reebok high tops and parachute pants to a school dance
  • You're still bitter that WHAM broke up
  • You know whose phone number is 867-5309
  • You drink Diet Coke because Max Headroom told you to
  • You still watch things on Beta tapes
  • You have the tendency to turn up the collar of your polo shirts
  • You never go out for a night on the town without frosted blue eyeshadow and feathered bangs
  • Everything in your wardrobe is either pastel or fluorescent
  • People are constantly gagging you with spoons.
  • You know all the words to "I'm just a bill, sitting up on Capitol Hill" and "School House Rock."
  • The feeling in your thumb is only now just returning after holding down the Atari joystick to control the racecar in Enduro Racer
  • You still can't believe that Milli Vanilli was deceiving you all that time
  • You can sing all the words to "One Night in Bangkok" by Murray Head, and now you understand that it is about chess.
  • You still wear a bandana tied around your leg and/or a ponytail off-center on the side of your head.
  • You know who Martha Quinn is.
  • You still carry your boom box on your shoulder
  • You think David Hasselhoff was awesome in Knight Rider but sucks in "Boob Watch."
  • When you saw luging at the Winter Olympics you poured water down your driveway and tried it yourself.
  • A piece of folded paper and two hands could tell your fortune.
  • Knickers and leg warmers were cool
  • You ever wanted to learn to play "Stairway to Heaven" on the guitar and choreographed "Dancing Queen" by yourself in your room.
  • You had ringside seats for Luke and Laura's wedding
  • You ever had a Dorothy Hammill haircut.
  • You thought a Commodore 64 was the highest technology available
  • You wanted to be "The Hulk" for halloween
  • You want to be "Where Everybody Knows Your Name"
  • 'A Different World' kicked butt
  • Remember "Dancin' to a Big Mac at McDonalds!"
  • You know who played Magnum P.I
  • One Phrase, "The Plane, The Plane"
  • You can name at least three members of the Brat Pack
  • Still think banana clips were a godsend
  • Still wear Wet n' Wild makeup
  • If your idea of hi-tech toys is still the heat-sensitive color-changing sticker on Transformers
  • If you remember Bruce Willis from Moonlighting, not Die Hard
  • You still wear your "Members Only" jacket.
  • You still have a couple of those barettes made of woven ribbons.
  • You had snap bracelets
  • You remember when Pee-Wee wasn't a pervert.
  • You had had five pairs of socks on at any given time
  • You still think Donkey Kong can beat Mario up
  • If you still have your scratch-n-sniff sticker collection
  • If you remember when you heard that drinking soda and eating Pop Rocks would make your stomach asplode
  • If you ever used Lee Press-On Nails
  • If you wear jelly shoes
  • You still play with that CASIO SK-1 Keyboard
  • You're still hoping for a New Kids on the Block reunion tour
  • You still argue over who was better: Tiffany or Debbie Gibson
  • Every time you hear the "OH YEAH..." song you think of "Ferris Bueller's Day Off"
  • You still watch tapes of Stingray, McGyver, and Airwolf

    taken from i80s.com for Jinggez sake.

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