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Help 'Bloody Hell' become immortalized in cyberspace forever!

After 10 years have passed, 'Bloody Hell' (1996), a movie I starred in during my film school days is now on Click on this link now,

watch it and rate it FIVE stars. It doesn't matter if you didn't like it. Help us make this famous. With a FIVE star rating, it will get on the honours board (best rated for the day, most watched etc) and make the top 100 - where more new people will see it.

Toxic Waste increases have led to the dead rising from the grave with one purpose, to feast on the living. What starts as a simple backyard attack escalates into a full scale assault on the city. For two local tough guys the epidemic is no big deal, they are too busy putting a dent in a bottle of whiskey to care.

Then their local hotel is infested.
And their favourite bartender is eaten alive.

So they have no alternative but to declare war on the undead. With the help of an axe and a length of piping, the shit is truly going to hit…

I wonder about things

As i sit in front of my screen, my mind starts to ponder on some of life's oddities.
I'm sure there are explainations for all these. A simple 'google' search could probably answer all of these. But I can't be bothered to find the answers myself. So I just ask the questions.

1. Have you ever wondered, why it is that everything you eat turns in to shit brown EXCEPT for corn, which stays whole and bright yellow?
2. Have you ever wondered, what the use of pubic hair is for? Is it for nude eskimos to keep warm?
3. Have you ever wondered, if tonsils can be removed, then why are they there to begin with?
4. Have you ever wondered, how easy it is watch TV than it is to read a book?
5. Have you ever wondered, how the hell that short, ugly, spectacle wearing geek managed to snag that super model? Why is that? Seriously, why? how?
6. Have you ever wondered, why eating is easier than dieting?
7. Have you ever wondered, if they really did go to the moon?
8. Have you ever wonde…

How to save the Airlines

My fellow Americans,

Here are some of my suggestions on how to save our fleeting Airline industry. Firstly, dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.
Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers!
What the hell -- They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?
The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a "party
atmosphere" going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman
in this country would start flying again,hoping to see naked women.
Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need
a salary, thus saving even more money.

I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for
working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the tips, including lap dances
and "special services."

Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women.
Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would
see record re…

BiskutNaga's Best of Women 2006

September 11, the only twin towers here are in a bra. This is, in my opinion, my pick for the 10 most beautiful, hottest, all-round, all-time women in the world that I can think of at this moment of the morning for 2006. These are in no particular order, but for the sake of a 'top-ten-list' they are in order of my preference, but honestly it all very marginal. Making this list is as good as being number one. Everyone should be number one in her own right.

Number 10:- ANNE HATHAWAY (Best Newcomer & Hollywood's next-big-thing)

An actress whose first big screen gig also proved to be her breakthrough, Anne Hathaway became a familiar face to millions of movie goers thanks to her starring role in Garry Marshall's 2001 hit The Princess Diaries. Cast as a clumsy high school girl who finds out she is the princess of a small country, Hathaway was able to prove her comedic timing opposite no less than Julie Andrews. Soon to be staring in 'The devil wears Prada' with Mer…

The self proclaimed Soccer Gurus of Asia

The English Premier soccer league has just started on its 2006/2007 season. And with this comes the excitement and anticipation of weekly soccer games shown live on all local sports TV channels. We here in Asia love our soccer. We need our dose of adrenaline every weekend. Its a shame the Malaysian soccer team sucks. Ranked second last in the world, just above the island nation of Guam who probably kick our ass. But that's a whole nother post on how pathetic our national team is. Anyway, radio soccer programs, are few and far between. Only one is worthy of mention.

These two friends of mine, Manvir and Sheldon, self proclaimed Soccer Gurus of Asia, have a weekly drive-time call-in radio show called 'Toyota Football Fever'. Very entertaining for soccer fans and absolutely annoying if you're not. There is minimal music so expect nothing but mindless expert banter for the entire duration of the show. The team I support is the great Blue team from Liverpool called Everton F…

Crocodile Hunter Stevie Erwin bites the dust

Yes that's right, the Croc hunter is dead. For real this time. Just a few days ago, steve was killed while filming a documentary about the worlds deadliest creatures. Oh the irony. Oddly enough, there was a rumor that was circulating a few years back saying he was killed by a crocodile. This time it really happened. Some say it was a freak accident. He was swimming too close to a deadly species of Sting ray when he suddenly was poked through the heart by its poisonous tail!

This guy was a hell of a good bloke. A great ambassador of animals and for conservation. An Australian icon. But at the end of the day, if you play with fire, you're gonna get burnt. How many close calls was it gonna take before something like this was to happen? Freak accident? I somehow don't think so. Animals are far more intelligent than we give them credit for. I'm sure this guy was a 'marked man' in the Animal Kingdom. A mass email was sent out to take this guy out. It was just a case…

Service Industry

Can I just say... why are you working in a service based industry if you cannot handle servicing people. The nature of this industry is............ SERVICE. Why are waitresses so pissed off at you for changing your mind. For crap sake, nobody asked you to fail all your classes at school. Nobody told you that by dropping out of school you will succeed in life. Nobody told you to get pregnant. At the end of the day, you are in your situation because YOU made it so. So stop taking your anger out on poor innocent customers who just want to have their coffees and go. Why can't all waitresses be like the Hooters girls? Now this is someone who loves their job. Big tits and a tight t-shirt, whatelse do you need? Its all smiles here.
Toll booth operators... here in Malaysia we have an obsene amount of roads. To use these roads, motorist must pay a toll. This is the governments way of making back their money and then some. This is all well and good. My problem is with the damn toll booth op…