In an attempt to improve its market share it the black segment of the American population, Microsoft has released a 'Ghetto Version' of Microsoft Word, aptly named 'Mircosoft Word'. Word? Word, nigga... aight!! In this version, users will be able to type in their native street tongue for 'shizzel menizzel' and text will automatically be converted into perfect English as recognized by Websters and Oxford. And vice versa fool. Sentences like 'Yo. Them bitches in da houze will be chillin wit dem hoes shakin them booties all night long. Nigga.' will soon be crystal clear. Available now at your corner neighborhood liquor store.. that is before its gets robbed. Bitch ass fool. There will also be a Malaysian version of this version currently undergoing testing by renowned Malaysian rapper Joe Flizzow. Visit http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Too_Phat .Wednesday, June 14, 2006
Microsoft Targets the Black Market
In an attempt to improve its market share it the black segment of the American population, Microsoft has released a 'Ghetto Version' of Microsoft Word, aptly named 'Mircosoft Word'. Word? Word, nigga... aight!! In this version, users will be able to type in their native street tongue for 'shizzel menizzel' and text will automatically be converted into perfect English as recognized by Websters and Oxford. And vice versa fool. Sentences like 'Yo. Them bitches in da houze will be chillin wit dem hoes shakin them booties all night long. Nigga.' will soon be crystal clear. Available now at your corner neighborhood liquor store.. that is before its gets robbed. Bitch ass fool. There will also be a Malaysian version of this version currently undergoing testing by renowned Malaysian rapper Joe Flizzow. Visit http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Too_Phat .
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Vat de Bladdddy hell is dis...Uziiiii. U tink ah...de bladdy black fella only got vocab isn it. U all go to you hell ah.
You are sick Osman!
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