The Malaysian guide to McDonalds

This blog entry is for most Malaysians that are unaware of some of the secrets that lie within McDonalds. Firstly, if you want a fresh Burger, you should ask for say a Big Mac with no gherkins, because by Mickey D's law they MUST make you a new burger and not slide it across to the back for the assembly fella to take it out with his dirty fingers. And there is a time limit, if burgers are not sold within a certain time they must throw it out, 10 minutes if I'm not mistaken. Please take note of the funny looking clock in the wall with weird number increments. That clock is for this purpose. Next, McD's will match any voucher or coupon from Burger King, that means that if you bring a coupon into McD's that entitles you to 2 free Whoppers , they will match it with 2 Big Macs. Did you know that YOU CAN GET FREE REFILLS in McDonalds just like at Burger King. They just don't advertise it because its not in their Jewish interest to do so but you are entitled to it. Just go over to the counter and ask them to refill your cup, they will. And lastly, only here in Malaysia is the meal not free if you get it after 2 minutes of ordering. Here you get a plastic number and they will send it to you. Even at a the drive thru. I hate this. They tried to implement this policy with something similar by putting a timer by the register and if your order came after the timer went off you get a free coke or something, but all that happened was they didn't even bother trying to beat the clock to serve you and just handed the free drink to you. But that's a whole other topic about how Malaysians are cock ass lazy, hence the term Malaise. By the way, if you are wondering what the big tits have to do with fast food, then I am speechless. Fool.