Have you ever notice how Chinese people......

1. Have you ever noticed how Chinese people always ask for the receipt, so they can try and 'claim' it as an expense with the company?

2. Have you ever noticed how Chinese people will always try to the get 'the most' out of their money?

3. Have you ever noticed how Chinese people will be the first in line in any queue and always try to cut the queue if there not?

4. Have you ever noticed how Chinese people never take responsibility for their mistakes and will almost always blame someone else?

5. Have you ever noticed how Chinese people will continue to speak their own ching-chong language amongst themselves around other races?

6. Have you ever noticed how Chinese people don't care that they are rude simple because they don't know or worse yet not bother learning as they think its a waste of time?

7. Have you ever noticed how Chinese people send their kids to school as soon as possible so as they don't 'lose out' in society?

8. Have you ever noticed how Chinese people don't think 'under table' money is wrong and has nothing to do with business ethics or worse, not know what is business ethics?

9. Have you ever noticed how Chinese people have built a culture around the pursuit of their own wealth and happiness and nothing else?

10. Have you ever noticed how Chinese people don't understand you when you speak perfectly good English and thus you have to resort to speaking in a hybrid English mixed with 'ah's' and 'aiyaaa's' for then to understand you?

11. Have you ever noticed how Chinese people care what number things are, for example like the number of their vehicle license plate because the number 8 means 'wealth' and thus cost more than say number 5 and so they will pay to have it because it prestigious or brings them properity?

12. Have you ever noticed how Chinese people are always right? Just ask them.

13. Have you ever noticed how Chinese people have a relative that has done better than anyone successful you mention to them?

14. Have you ever noticed how Chinese people carry more than 2 mobile phones?

15. Have you ever noticed how Chinese people are the ones that don't turn off their phones in the cinema and are the ones who actually have the audacity to answer it?

16. Have you ever noticed how Chinese people in a 'sale', will rush to grab everything regardless if they want it or not?

17. Have you ever noticed how Chinese people are the ones that know where and how to get free stuff?

18. Have you ever noticed how Chinese people will try to abuse a 'money back guarantee' or any 'guarantee' for that matter?

19. Have you ever noticed how Chinese people have all the good jobs and its almost impossible to get a job in a Chinese dominated company if you are not Chinese, and if you do get in, its almost certainly a position of low importance with almost no chance for advancement and low pay?

20. Have you ever noticed how Chinese people make stuff up like 'feng shui' and then charge people money for their 'feng shui' services by tell them to put mirrors and lion statues in a the corner of the house? on an angle? facing north? next to the fish pond that the chinaman's cousin can conveniently supply?

21. Have you ever noticed how Chinese people ........... shit, I've reached 20 without even breaking a sweat!

If you are offended by some of my observations, then you are most certainly Chinese. These are 'questions' that I am posing, to spark debate. Seeing as you probably don't fully understand English, its no wonder you are getting upset. Do yourself a favor and chill out. What the hell are you reading blogs anyway? Shouldn't you be out there trying to make your dollar for the day? I'm sure you must be thinking, "Wah!, this guy too much ah, who da hell he think he is?" "I also want to start my own blog so I can get back at him!"

You are so typical, it makes me want to cry.

Go eat a Pork spring roll.

Growing Older

This is the last week I will be 30. As of the 15th, I will turn 31. That's 3 decades that I have been wondering around on this planet. Holy shit, it kinda just crept on me didn't it? Where did the last 30 years go? Hang on while I turn down my Culture Club Greatest Hits CD. Over the weekend I played in a 'Veterans' soccer league game. 'Veteran'.. as in, decrepit old man. As in, 'too decrepit' to play in normal soccer league filled by energetic zit faced 18 year olds. As in, kids call me 'Uncle' at the mall. Sometimes when I'm getting dressed to go out, I put on a baggy 'G-Unit' T-shirt, shorts that go past my knees and a bright red baseball cap, and wonder if I'm told old to pull off this look. Some people say if have to ask, then you are! I still play video games, I still have my Star Wars X-Wing toys. I still watch cartoons for gods sake! I think back to when my father was 30, I wonder, did he do the same stuff? Probably not. I guess those were different times... Some people think I should act my age. What the hell does that mean? I don't have the slightest idea.... I go with the flow. If I feel like farting at a dinner party, then I will. Not because I am rude, but just because I can. As an adult, a 31 year old adult, who is going to tell me off? Adolescent behavior you may say.... I say, if not now, then when? This weekend I will throw myself a big ass BBQ. Fire up the grill and cook copious amounts of red meat. Call my friends over, eat, get full and fart. Tell jokes, talk about how the government sucks and make fun of Chinese people, play Winning Eleven 9 on the X-Box, and have a blast. Because I can. And so..... I will. Bitch!

Conjunctivitis - The Pink Eye Extravaganza

For the past 2 weeks I've had the pleasure of experiencing one of life's oddities. The loving condition known as Conjunctivitis. Conjunctivitis, commonly known as pink eye, is an infection of the conjunctiva (the outer-most layer of the eye that covers the sclera). The three most common types of conjunctivitis are: viral, allergic, and bacterial. Each requires different treatments. With the exception of the allergic type, conjunctivitis is typically contagious. In my case I was the winner of the bacterial version. For the past week I've been dropping drops in my eye like the proverbial rain. Only to be told by the eye specialist that over-dropping of drops will make it worse. He tells me this condition effects people in different ways and I must let it run its course. 100 bucks consultation fees down the tube for advise that a dead rabbit can give me. Coincidentally, I contracted this Pink eye from my son who also took a week to heal and now my wife has it as well. Yea! I wish I could rip out eyes, use sand paper to sand away the grime and then rinse them out in anti-bacterial acid. Instead, every morning I'm greeted with sticky gooey crap on my eye lids that seem to effectively glue my eyelids shut. I look in the mirror every morning and feel like one of those Japanese animated creatures that have red eyes and rape school girls with a giant tentacle penis. That, however, isn't such a bad thing now is it???

Rooney sees RED and out goes England

What the hell? FIFA, you have lost the plot. SERIOUSLY.. YOU HAVE.

Sat July 1, 4:49 PM ET

GELSENKIRCHEN (Reuters) - Mystery surrounded the dismissal of England striker Wayne Rooney in Saturday's quarter-final loss to Portugal with senior FIFA officials unsure why Argentine referee Horacio Elizondo showed him the red card. FIFA officials were surprised by the sending off and said they had not yet been informed of the reason by the referee. The England forward appeared to be pulled back by Carvalho while at the same time Figo wrapped his legs around Rooney who then seemed to tread on his opponent's groin as he tried to disentangle his leg, but with no malicious intent. Carvalho's reaction prompted Portugal winger Cristiano Ronaldo to sprint some 40 meters to the referee, apparently to demand a card against Rooney who pushed him and was sent off. Television pictures appeared to show Ronaldo winking toward the Portugal bench as Rooney made his way off the pitch.

And that's about it. With that, England hold out for a goaless draw after extra time and lose the penalty shoot out. Only man-of-the-match Owen Hargraves scored as the freakish Portugal goalie saving all other attempts. Its quite a shame because Brazil later lose to France 1-0 and a England vs France semi-final would have been optimal. This truly was England's best chance of going all the way. I don't know how else to explain these strange events, my take on this is gambling is a billion dollar industry and the bookies rule the world. What's a couple of million to them to pay off the officials? Wouldn't you send off Rooney for a million bucks on a half ass excuse knowing full well that referees don't have to explain their actions? Winner?.... bookies... loser.?...... everybody else.

The Malaysian guide to McDonalds

This blog entry is for most Malaysians that are unaware of some of the secrets that lie within McDonalds. Firstly, if you want a fresh Burger, you should ask for say a Big Mac with no gherkins, because by Mickey D's law they MUST make you a new burger and not slide it across to the back for the assembly fella to take it out with his dirty fingers. And there is a time limit, if burgers are not sold within a certain time they must throw it out, 10 minutes if I'm not mistaken. Please take note of the funny looking clock in the wall with weird number increments. That clock is for this purpose. Next, McD's will match any voucher or coupon from Burger King, that means that if you bring a coupon into McD's that entitles you to 2 free Whoppers , they will match it with 2 Big Macs. Did you know that YOU CAN GET FREE REFILLS in McDonalds just like at Burger King. They just don't advertise it because its not in their Jewish interest to do so but you are entitled to it. Just go over to the counter and ask them to refill your cup, they will. And lastly, only here in Malaysia is the meal not free if you get it after 2 minutes of ordering. Here you get a plastic number and they will send it to you. Even at a the drive thru. I hate this. They tried to implement this policy with something similar by putting a timer by the register and if your order came after the timer went off you get a free coke or something, but all that happened was they didn't even bother trying to beat the clock to serve you and just handed the free drink to you. But that's a whole other topic about how Malaysians are cock ass lazy, hence the term Malaise. By the way, if you are wondering what the big tits have to do with fast food, then I am speechless. Fool.

Japan GT Girls are hot

Over the weekend I attended the Japan GT at the Sepang International Race Curcuit Malaysia. Now I've not followed the series, I dont know who the drivers are nor who leads the championship. All I know is that there were a lot of scantily clad Japanese women at this event. Its interesting to see how Japan has created a Race series all on their own. The Sepang leg of this series is the only one held outside of Japan and features a plethora of cars that have been supped up to look like planes almost. But I'm not here to talk about the race. I saw a lot of hot Japanese women and I like to share my pictures with you. Now these girls are stars in their own right. Many of them have their own website and there were many guys with magazines and stuff for them to autograph. I did'nt know any of them. I am just plain amazed at Japan for creating their own world class event and then being able to generate such interest from within. We've seen in recent times how Japanese culture especially Japanese Animation (manga) is starting to get into mainstream pop culture. And I think that it is this, iconic aspect of Japan that has made these GT girls so popular. Asian looking women are getting more and more closer to being reguarded as 'beautiful' by the rest of the world.