Have you ever notice how Chinese people......

1. Have you ever noticed how Chinese people always ask for the receipt, so they can try and 'claim' it as an expense with the company?

2. Have you ever noticed how Chinese people will always try to the get 'the most' out of their money?

3. Have you ever noticed how Chinese people will be the first in line in any queue and always try to cut the queue if there not?

4. Have you ever noticed how Chinese people never take responsibility for their mistakes and will almost always blame someone else?

5. Have you ever noticed how Chinese people will continue to speak their own ching-chong language amongst themselves around other races?

6. Have you ever noticed how Chinese people don't care that they are rude simple because they don't know or worse yet not bother learning as they think its a waste of time?

7. Have you ever noticed how Chinese people send their kids to school as soon as possible so as they don't 'lose out' in society?

8. Have you ever noticed how Chinese people don't think 'under table' money is wrong and has nothing to do with business ethics or worse, not know what is business ethics?

9. Have you ever noticed how Chinese people have built a culture around the pursuit of their own wealth and happiness and nothing else?

10. Have you ever noticed how Chinese people don't understand you when you speak perfectly good English and thus you have to resort to speaking in a hybrid English mixed with 'ah's' and 'aiyaaa's' for then to understand you?

11. Have you ever noticed how Chinese people care what number things are, for example like the number of their vehicle license plate because the number 8 means 'wealth' and thus cost more than say number 5 and so they will pay to have it because it prestigious or brings them properity?

12. Have you ever noticed how Chinese people are always right? Just ask them.

13. Have you ever noticed how Chinese people have a relative that has done better than anyone successful you mention to them?

14. Have you ever noticed how Chinese people carry more than 2 mobile phones?

15. Have you ever noticed how Chinese people are the ones that don't turn off their phones in the cinema and are the ones who actually have the audacity to answer it?

16. Have you ever noticed how Chinese people in a 'sale', will rush to grab everything regardless if they want it or not?

17. Have you ever noticed how Chinese people are the ones that know where and how to get free stuff?

18. Have you ever noticed how Chinese people will try to abuse a 'money back guarantee' or any 'guarantee' for that matter?

19. Have you ever noticed how Chinese people have all the good jobs and its almost impossible to get a job in a Chinese dominated company if you are not Chinese, and if you do get in, its almost certainly a position of low importance with almost no chance for advancement and low pay?

20. Have you ever noticed how Chinese people make stuff up like 'feng shui' and then charge people money for their 'feng shui' services by tell them to put mirrors and lion statues in a the corner of the house? on an angle? facing north? next to the fish pond that the chinaman's cousin can conveniently supply?

21. Have you ever noticed how Chinese people ........... shit, I've reached 20 without even breaking a sweat!

If you are offended by some of my observations, then you are most certainly Chinese. These are 'questions' that I am posing, to spark debate. Seeing as you probably don't fully understand English, its no wonder you are getting upset. Do yourself a favor and chill out. What the hell are you reading blogs anyway? Shouldn't you be out there trying to make your dollar for the day? I'm sure you must be thinking, "Wah!, this guy too much ah, who da hell he think he is?" "I also want to start my own blog so I can get back at him!"

You are so typical, it makes me want to cry.

Go eat a Pork spring roll.