Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Coca Cola The Miracle Solution

Here now... a word from our sponsors.

DID YOU KNOW THAT COCA COLA HAS SO MANY OTHER APPLICATIONS?

1. In the United States of America, the highway patrol carries two gallons of Coke in the trunk to remove blood from the highway after a car accident.

2. You can put a T-bone steak in a bowl of Coke and it will be gone in two days.

3. To clean a toilet: Pour a can of Coca-Cola into the toilet bowl and let the 'real thing' sit for one hour, then flush clean. The citric acid in Coke removes stains from vitreous china.

4. To remove rust spots from chrome car bumpers: Rub the bumper with a rumpled-up piece of aluminum foil dipped in Coca-Cola.

5. To clean corrosion from car battery terminals: Pour a can of Coca-Cola over the terminals to bubble away the corrosion.

6. To loosen a rusted bolt: Apply a cloth soaked in Coca-Cola to the rusted bolt for several minutes.

7. To bake a moist ham: Empty a can of Coca-Cola into the baking pan, wrap the ham in aluminum foil, and bake. Thirty minutes before ham is finished, remove the foil, allowing the drippings to mix with the Coke for a sumptuous brown gravy.

8. To remove grease from clothes: Empty a can of Coke into the load of greasy clothes, add detergent, and run through a regular cycle. The Coca-Cola will help loosen grease stains. It will also clean road haze from your windshield.


ADDITIONAL USEFUL INFORMATION:
1. The active ingredient in Coke is phosphoric acid. It will dissolve a nail in about four days. Phosphoric acid also leaches calcium from bones and is a major contributor to the rising increase of osteoporosis

2. To carry Coca-Cola syrup! (the concentrate) the commercial trucks must use a hazardous Material place cards reserved for highly corrosive materials.

3. The distributors of Coke have been using it to clean engines of the trucks for about 20 years
..emmmm................................. I feel a little thirsty...... I think I'll have........ a Coke.
(source :- forwarded email from Daryl Sui ..thanks Daryl!)

4 comments:

Unknown said...

Strangely those facts have not put me off the black liquid of doom.

Anonymous said...

awww mayn...how the hey do i undo decades of 'corrosion' and...what in heaven's name am i going to drink now...kickapoo??? bummer!!!

Anonymous said...

Tesco Cola anyone? Much more cheaper..RM0.90 per can.. hahahaha

flaminglambo said...

Coke is the king of soft drinks my man.

I can tell you for a fact that point no. 2 is bogus. I marinate my T-Bones with coke to make it tender and sweet. A little secret I picked up somewhere.

I'm sure we all know that Coke used to contain opium. I've always thought it was a rumour but after fact checking, it's true! Imagine if they kept that and added alcohol or nicotine. BEHOLD! The ultimate vice.

 Does anyone still use this???   Seriously.....