September 11, the only twin towers here are in a bra. This is, in my opinion, my pick for the 10 most beautiful, hottest, all-round, all-time women in the world that I can think of at this moment of the morning for 2006. These are in no particular order, but for the sake of a 'top-ten-list' they are in order of my preference, but honestly it all very marginal. Making this list is as good as being number one. Everyone should be number one in her own right.
Number 10:- ANNE HATHAWAY (Best Newcomer & Hollywood's next-big-thing)
An actress whose first big screen gig also proved to be her breakthrough, Anne Hathaway became a familiar face to millions of movie goers thanks to her starring role in Garry Marshall's 2001 hit The Princess Diaries. Cast as a clumsy high school girl who finds out she is the princess of a small country, Hathaway was able to prove her comedic timing opposite no less than Julie Andrews. Soon to be staring in 'The devil wears Prada' with Meryl Streep. This girl will be A-list in no time.
Number 9:- MICHELLE RYAN (The Next Best UK export after Zeta Jones)
Honestly, I don't know much about her and I've never seen an episode of Eastenders, I just stumbled across her picture while surfing the net one day and thought she was gorgeous. Michelle Ryan is a television actress who was born in Enfield, Middlesex on the 22 April 1984. Michelle has appeared Eastenders, Cashback, Comic Relief, Burnside, The Worst Witch, Fair Is Foul & Fouls Are Fair to mention a few. She is hot. I predict she will be the next Catherine Zeta. So look out for her.
Number 8:- KATHARINE MCPHEE (Best American Idol & next singing superstar)
Although she came in second in this years American Idol, she will no doubt be a singing sensation. She has the talent to be big on all mediums. Just look at her, don't tell me you don't think she is mad-ass pretty. Not to mention the fact that she can sing. Her album will be out soon. The sciencetology thing might be a problem, but we can work around it.
Number 7:- TERA PATRICK (Best Pornstar)
In 2000, she made the transition to hard-core porn in Andrew Blake's Aroused. Since that time, she has become one of the most popular and recognized porn stars in the world, having graced the pages of Playboy and Penthouse, where she was a "Pet of the Month" and was selected as "Pet of the Year" runner-up, as well as having appeared in more than seventy adult features. Tera is noted for her sultry voice and her aroused and enthusiastic portrayals of sex. Because of this, she has won several awards from the adult-movie business organizations. Today, she hosts the popular webcast The Tera Patrick Show and she is active in the adult film community, raising money for both the Free Speech Coalition and A.I.M Healthcare. Plus, she is the number one reason Blindness is on the rise. Awesome. Simply awesome.
Number 6:- LINDSAY LOHAN (Best Gossip Column Girl and token redhead of this list)
You can't pick up a magazine, newspaper or tabloid without an article that has something to do with Lindsay. I loved both of her in the 'Parent Trap' and she was awesome in 'Mean Girls'. I think the public should give her a break and leave her alone, but then again, when she bounces around attracting attention like she does, I guess she deserves it.
Number 5:- ALICIA SILVERSTONE (Best All-time Blonde Girl and token blonde of this list)
From the moment I saw her in that Aerosmith video 'Cryin', I knew I was hooked on Alicia. She scared the crap out of me in 'Crush' but I was strangly attracted to all the possessiveness. 'Clueless' is still my all-time favorite teen-high school comedy movie. I honestly don't understand why her TV series 'Miss Match' was cancelled. It left me cryin, crushed and clueless.
Number 4:- NIGELLA LAWSON (Best Domestic Goddess)
Nigella Lawson is one of the UK's most influential food writers, with a growing international reputation and several bestselling books to her name as well as the BBC Channel 4 television series, Nigella Bites. I never thought I'd be so mesmerized while watching a cooking show. Watching her cook is more than enough for me. Her style is notoriously simple, lazy and messy. And yet her food look so damn delicious. She is voluptuous. A cook, a wife and a mother. She is all woman. There aren't many women like her these days. Thank god I'm married to one.
Number 3:- KELLY BROOK (Best 'She's so damn hot it makes me weep' Girl)
Discovered by the Daily Star, Kelly started to appear in various British men's magazines like "Loaded". The British tabloids were also not slow to catch on to her alluring looks and she became a favorite, particularly with male magazines, which became interested in her obvious qualities. Kelly's career really took off when she was announced as the successor to Denise Van Outen alongside Johnny Vaugn on the 'The Big Breakfast'. It wasn't long before hollywood noticed, and now she is making waves, most notably as Lex Luther's girlfriend in TV's Smallville. She recently starred in a 'Miss Marple' drama on ITV. She caused a minor controversy over her most recent film Survival Island (previously known as Three), in which she co-starred with fiancé Billy Zane, when Brook and Zane requested her nude scenes be excised from the final cut, which the producers refused to do.
Number 2:- KEELEY HAZEL (The Best Centerfold and Page 3 girl)
In a nutshell, she is the next Kelly Brook. There is a rumor that her breasts are fake. She says they are real. And that is good enough for me. Either way what does it matter? Its all good. Incidentally, staring at her picture for prolonged periods have been proven to lower blood pressure and cure headaches. I recommend a morning regime of 3 reps 30 minute stares followed by a hot shower.
Number 10:- ANNE HATHAWAY (Best Newcomer & Hollywood's next-big-thing)
An actress whose first big screen gig also proved to be her breakthrough, Anne Hathaway became a familiar face to millions of movie goers thanks to her starring role in Garry Marshall's 2001 hit The Princess Diaries. Cast as a clumsy high school girl who finds out she is the princess of a small country, Hathaway was able to prove her comedic timing opposite no less than Julie Andrews. Soon to be staring in 'The devil wears Prada' with Meryl Streep. This girl will be A-list in no time.
Number 9:- MICHELLE RYAN (The Next Best UK export after Zeta Jones)
Honestly, I don't know much about her and I've never seen an episode of Eastenders, I just stumbled across her picture while surfing the net one day and thought she was gorgeous. Michelle Ryan is a television actress who was born in Enfield, Middlesex on the 22 April 1984. Michelle has appeared Eastenders, Cashback, Comic Relief, Burnside, The Worst Witch, Fair Is Foul & Fouls Are Fair to mention a few. She is hot. I predict she will be the next Catherine Zeta. So look out for her.
Number 8:- KATHARINE MCPHEE (Best American Idol & next singing superstar)
Although she came in second in this years American Idol, she will no doubt be a singing sensation. She has the talent to be big on all mediums. Just look at her, don't tell me you don't think she is mad-ass pretty. Not to mention the fact that she can sing. Her album will be out soon. The sciencetology thing might be a problem, but we can work around it.
Number 7:- TERA PATRICK (Best Pornstar)
In 2000, she made the transition to hard-core porn in Andrew Blake's Aroused. Since that time, she has become one of the most popular and recognized porn stars in the world, having graced the pages of Playboy and Penthouse, where she was a "Pet of the Month" and was selected as "Pet of the Year" runner-up, as well as having appeared in more than seventy adult features. Tera is noted for her sultry voice and her aroused and enthusiastic portrayals of sex. Because of this, she has won several awards from the adult-movie business organizations. Today, she hosts the popular webcast The Tera Patrick Show and she is active in the adult film community, raising money for both the Free Speech Coalition and A.I.M Healthcare. Plus, she is the number one reason Blindness is on the rise. Awesome. Simply awesome.
Number 6:- LINDSAY LOHAN (Best Gossip Column Girl and token redhead of this list)
You can't pick up a magazine, newspaper or tabloid without an article that has something to do with Lindsay. I loved both of her in the 'Parent Trap' and she was awesome in 'Mean Girls'. I think the public should give her a break and leave her alone, but then again, when she bounces around attracting attention like she does, I guess she deserves it.
Number 5:- ALICIA SILVERSTONE (Best All-time Blonde Girl and token blonde of this list)
From the moment I saw her in that Aerosmith video 'Cryin', I knew I was hooked on Alicia. She scared the crap out of me in 'Crush' but I was strangly attracted to all the possessiveness. 'Clueless' is still my all-time favorite teen-high school comedy movie. I honestly don't understand why her TV series 'Miss Match' was cancelled. It left me cryin, crushed and clueless.
Number 4:- NIGELLA LAWSON (Best Domestic Goddess)
Nigella Lawson is one of the UK's most influential food writers, with a growing international reputation and several bestselling books to her name as well as the BBC Channel 4 television series, Nigella Bites. I never thought I'd be so mesmerized while watching a cooking show. Watching her cook is more than enough for me. Her style is notoriously simple, lazy and messy. And yet her food look so damn delicious. She is voluptuous. A cook, a wife and a mother. She is all woman. There aren't many women like her these days. Thank god I'm married to one.
Number 3:- KELLY BROOK (Best 'She's so damn hot it makes me weep' Girl)
Discovered by the Daily Star, Kelly started to appear in various British men's magazines like "Loaded". The British tabloids were also not slow to catch on to her alluring looks and she became a favorite, particularly with male magazines, which became interested in her obvious qualities. Kelly's career really took off when she was announced as the successor to Denise Van Outen alongside Johnny Vaugn on the 'The Big Breakfast'. It wasn't long before hollywood noticed, and now she is making waves, most notably as Lex Luther's girlfriend in TV's Smallville. She recently starred in a 'Miss Marple' drama on ITV. She caused a minor controversy over her most recent film Survival Island (previously known as Three), in which she co-starred with fiancé Billy Zane, when Brook and Zane requested her nude scenes be excised from the final cut, which the producers refused to do.
Number 2:- KEELEY HAZEL (The Best Centerfold and Page 3 girl)
In a nutshell, she is the next Kelly Brook. There is a rumor that her breasts are fake. She says they are real. And that is good enough for me. Either way what does it matter? Its all good. Incidentally, staring at her picture for prolonged periods have been proven to lower blood pressure and cure headaches. I recommend a morning regime of 3 reps 30 minute stares followed by a hot shower.
Number 1:- JENNIFER CONNELLY (The Best All-Time Hollywood Actress)
Yes thats right. Jenny C. Ever since Labyrinth, Career Opportunities and The Rocketeer, Jenny opitimizes all that is Hollywood. For many years friends and family have wondered why I liked her so much. It wasn't until she won an Oscar for best actress did everyone understand. If I were to make a movie, she would be the first one on the casting sheet regardless what the movie was about.
And thats about it for now. I will revise this list periodically. But until then feel free to comment on my picks. I'm sure not everyone will agree. And yes I prefer brunettes.
11 comments:
Why is Anna Hathaway number 10?? I know its in 'no particular order' but common...bump her for that number 2 woman...
WHAT THE HECK IS HAPPENNING!.....Who...WHO...WHAT....OZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! I need to have a small talk with U NOW!!!!!!!!!!!
I'll say this about the list, it's eclectic - Part Disney, Part XXX, part reality show.
And you are a loyal man Osman. You've been carying a torch for Jennifer Connelly since Labyrinth came out. She's aged a damn sight better than your other old favourite - Teri Hatcher. Hatcher gives me night-mares now, she's a sea-hag.
I thought about Teri hatcher..
Thats why i left her out.
she really isn't nice
desperate house wench.
hahahah to reese's comment! made me laugh. good times.
ahhh
interesting list.
I never knew you were into anne hathaway like that..not that i'm complaining cause i loveeeeee anne in princess diaries.. shutt uppppp.
jennifer connelly looks like alyssa mazlan :D lol
Where is the token Malaysian girl? Besides brunettes you also seem to be a breast man. I'm sure you know that Jennifer Connoly had hers reduced when she was in her early 20's because they got so huge. I imagine there were bitter tears on your behalf.
I myself am a naural blonde, yes, everywhere.
the token malaysian chick will appear in my upcoming BiskutNaga's Top Girls of the Far East.
Yes, I was sad about her reduction. If you watch Career Opportunities with Frank Whalley, They were massive and full of life. And yes, I am a breast man.
The beauty about being blonde is that you can dye your hair dark with ease...
was great to finally hear how the original version of that phrase sounds like...
as to where i learnt that from, youuuu don't worry okay?
it's all good.
wei, i can't believe you left out someone who i had always thought to be the hottest brunette that ever walked this planet...
*drumroll*
BROOKE BURKE
(B-grade movie star turn Rockstar host)
She's the reason some of us stay in on Wednesday even though you don't give two fish about who's the next frontman of silly rock band.
But then again, what do i know... i'm a just a girl. but still, brooke burke... check her out man...
http://images.google.com.sg/images?q=tbn:ItmtKo1wzBvNmM:http://www.wallpaperbase.
yeah I know Brooke Burke, the jury is still out on her as far as i'm concerned. Something about her face that annoys me, I donno what.
If my list goes to 30, she will be number 25. like that.
I these few however can easily but in the top 10:-
Catherine Bell
Catherine Zeta Jones
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Latitia Casta
Krista Allen
Hunter Tylo
my brain went to shit while making this post. I knew I would leave out a few. But Brooke Burke, no lah, I don't think so.
I cannot believe you are still rating women in your married age!!! Katherine McPhee Ozi!!! Thought you were way off her after finding she's quite the 'scientologist!'. Amusing list anyway, no big surprise really! But check it out man! So many comments....goes to show....sex sells, big boobies, big lippies, long shiny flowy hair....those are mandatories for his highness to deem you worthy...
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