I wonder about things

As i sit in front of my screen, my mind starts to ponder on some of life's oddities.
I'm sure there are explainations for all these. A simple 'google' search could probably answer all of these. But I can't be bothered to find the answers myself. So I just ask the questions.

1. Have you ever wondered, why it is that everything you eat turns in to shit brown EXCEPT for corn, which stays whole and bright yellow?
2. Have you ever wondered, what the use of pubic hair is for? Is it for nude eskimos to keep warm?
3. Have you ever wondered, if tonsils can be removed, then why are they there to begin with?
4. Have you ever wondered, how easy it is watch TV than it is to read a book?
5. Have you ever wondered, how the hell that short, ugly, spectacle wearing geek managed to snag that super model? Why is that? Seriously, why? how?
6. Have you ever wondered, why eating is easier than dieting?
7. Have you ever wondered, if they really did go to the moon?
8. Have you ever wondered, exactly how many chinese people there are in the world?
9. Have you ever wondered, what would happen if you bash your own testicles in with a baseball bat?
10. Have you ever wondered, if you could change something in your past, what would it be? Would that change really make any difference in your life today?
11. Have you ever wondered, if you would survive if the evevator suddenly plumetted to the ground floor from the 10th floor? 20th floor?
12. Have you ever wondered, how long it would take to watch 'The Bold and the Beautiful' back to back from start to finish?
13. Have you ever wondered, what if all women had big boobs, would men find small boobs more attractive then?
14. Have you ever wondered, if you could be a pornstar, would you?
15. Have you ever wondered, if you had your own private jet, where would you go?
16. Have you ever wondered, if there was a Lochness Monster, why haven't we seen it yet? What about Big Foot or Aliens?
17. Have you ever wondered, if Eva Longoria was not in 'Desperate Housewives', would it be such a hit?
18. Have you ever wondered, if 'Seinfeld' was still on T.V, how many more 'have you ever wondered-jokes' can you sit through?
19. Have you ever wondered, if you had superpowers, would you use it for good or evil?
20. Have you ever wondeded, how many more dumb ass lists like this one do you have to endure in your internet surfing experience?