How to properly Slap somebody

In this weeks post I want to discuss the proper technique of Slapping someone. First and foremost, for an effective Slap to succeed, Anger is an important component. Without Anger there is no adrenaline build up and thus your power will not be optimal. There are basically two types of Slap. One is the Tight Slap and the other is called the Bitch Slap. The main difference between the two is the length between your backswing and followthrough of your arm swing. I will elaborate further.

The Tight Slap

First lets begin with your stance. With the Tight Slap you need not set a stance. Standing with both your feet parallel to the targets feet is sufficient. Shoulders square. As the name suggests, the object here is to slap the person without notice by keeping the motion 'tight'. Surprise is key.

Raise your arm quickly with forearm and elbow at 90 degrees. Fingers close together with palm facing the cheekbone area. Distance is quite close to the targets face, approximately 30 centimeters. Now hinge from your elbow in a forward motion towards the face. Make sure you lead with palm. Also hinge at the wrist with your fingers pointing at 2 o'clock.

Just before making contact with the face, abruptly stop the motion to unhinge your wrist as this will release the fingers. Important, your fingers and hand must stay firm to provide the platform for maximum coverage ratio of face area to hand. Finish the move with your hand stopping where the check was once present.

The Bitch Slap

Now this is a full body motion. This is the slap to end all slaps. This slap is friendship ending and is the last thing you do to the other person before you sever all ties.

Again we start with the stance. For the Bitch Slap, if you are right handed, you want to start with your left foot forward. Better yet, take a step forward with your left foot and plant it. In the same motion, raise your right hand as in the Tight Slap, but this time incorporate a big shoulder turn. You should feel your back is to the target and you should be looking over your left shoulder.

Now to start the forward motion, initiate the move with your right shoulder. Violently rotate your hips and shoulder to unleash hell. Strike the face with the force of hurricane Katrina. Release all anger from within. You should feel your soul cleansing. A feeling of somewhat being reborn . The move is finished when your right shoulder has rotated all the way through. Your focus here is to maintain followthrough until target has fallen to the floor. Finally I recommend taking a deep breath before and exhale at impact. Thank you for your time.

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