BiskutNaga's An Idiot's guide to Idiots

As a follow up from last week's post, How to properly slap somebody, I bring you 'BiskutNaga's An Idiots Guide to Idiots' Instructional DVD. Firstly, what constitutes as being an idiot? Web definitions defines Idiots as being:

Mental retardation (also called mental handicap and the UK Mental Health Act (1983) defines mental impairment and severe mental impairment) is a term for a pattern of persistently slow learning of basic motor and language skills ("milestones") during childhood, and a significantly below-normal global intellectual capacity as an adult. One common criterion for diagnosis of mental retardation is a tested intelligence quotient (IQ) below 70.

This is all well and good however, this guide is not to 'put-down' mentally retarded people or children. Most definitely not to those who were born with it or in otherwords 'been given a raw deal' here on Earth. No. This guide is to give a better understanding on how to handle the dumbass that has had an education, that has had a good upbringing, has had all the the joys that life has to offer AND YET turn out to be, for lack of a better word... AN IDIOT.

This guide helps you better understand for example, why an idiot would leave a tap running in the public toilet or run a red light or cut the queue. It helps you deal with the anger and emotion that idiots will invoke in you. Many of us are exposed or subject to idiots on a daily basis. Health studies have shown that prolonged exposure to idiots can cause brain damage and heart failure. It has not been proven however if exposure to idiots is contagious. We do recommend you exercise extreme caution.



If you get stressed out at idiots on a daily or hourly basis, then this instructional DVD is for you. If you have been diagnosed with High Blood Pressure Due To Prolonged Exposure To Idiots (HBPDTPETI Syndrome), then this DVD is for you. The exercises and breathing techniques within, will help you overcome your ailments. The 10 step Anger Management regime will be invaluable to you. Used inconjuction with 'How to properly slap somebody' instructional DVD, you will be well on your way to an Idiot Free life.

For more information and ordering instructions email us at ihateidiots@whyhavewebeenblessedwithidiots.com or call us at our crisis center toll free number 1-800-NO-IDIOTS (1-800-66-434687).