Sunday, November 04, 2007

Learn Chinese for your own good

With the ever increasing population of China, and with the effects of globalization, it will be inevitable that we must all learn how to speak Chinese. To help you get a head start here are some key phrases.


Say these words out loud.

1) That's not right.................................Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive?........Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP...................................Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man......................................Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse.....................................Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the Beach?...............Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table.........Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift............Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here....................Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet.....Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone..............No Pah King
12) Our meeting is next week..........Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight.....................Lei Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile......Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive.......Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great.............................................Fa Kin Su Pah

We must not be left out.... Kiasu is the way of the Future. If WE DON'T the Chinese WILL, and then some!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

HAHAHAH! No.2 should have been last....i laughed like a mad feler!!

'Life of an Arian' said...

remember when u were lil n flew all by urself frm syracuse to houston to vacation with us?! mama cik had u put on a superman suit as pyjamas...u were weird then & still weird now cuz....that's y we love you....u have the wierdest blogs but it cracks me up lol! i would like to bitch slap lindsay lohan!

Paradin said...

I wish I have your "scissors" hand when i used to do Yoya's and Lui's haircut - would have saved me a lot of trouble... maybe I'm not very familiar with most of those you wished slapped but what the heck I'll gladly join in for free slapping. Count me in...

 Does anyone still use this???   Seriously.....